ALL GAZPACHO NO BRAKES goodr Sunglasses

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GOOD SOUP

Most gazpacho recipes include stale bread, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, bell peppers, garlic, olive oil, wine vinegar, water, and salt.


We recommend eliminating pretty much all of those ingredients except the tomatoes and garlic, crushing those by riding over them with your bicycle, and then seasoning the mixture with your blood, sweat, and tears for your most authentic flavor.


Oh yes, and don't forget a fifth of vodka!!! Wait a second, that's Carl the Flamingo's favorite recipe for a Bloody Mary, not Gazpacho!!! Meh, you say "to-may-to", Carl says "to-mah-to". You say "Bloody Mary," Carl says "All Gazpacho No Brakes".


WARRANTY POLICY

Although all goodr sunglasses are all expertly made and carefully tested in our natural lagoon before we release them into the wild, sometimes “flamingo droppings” happen. That’s why all U.S. purchases of goodr sunglasses are backed by our 1-year warranty.

Unfortunately, due to global supply chain delays and issues we are currently unable to issue lens replacements. We hope to be able to offer this solution again in the near future!


CLEANING AND CARE TIPS

Not that we think you’re taking a Brillo pad to your goodrs BUT... to keep your goodrs in pristine condition and from showing signs of natural wear and tear, we recommend:

Keep them in the microfiber pouch when not in use. Snuggly laying them on a gold encrusted pillow at night, will also ensure longevity. Using a gel based lens cleaner and a microfiber cloth...the pouch they come in works wonders. Mild soap and water and gently patting dry with a soft cloth, also works! Avoid harsh waters on the lenses: Salt water, pool water and mosquito-infested swamp waters are not recommended


WARRANTY REQUESTS START HERE

Contact Good Day with any warranty questions or requests.